there are tons of things i don't do well. just start naming things and i probably fail epically at them. in fact, the only things i'm really halfway decent at are writing, telling the truth, organizing things, and finding the most complicated way to do a task. (there are other things i'm good at, but this blog is supposed to be PG13 and i won't dare discuss the X rated. for now.) but instead of "sharing my efforts" i'm just going to give another one of my handy-dandy lists- this one of things alyssa sucks at (or just can't do at all).7. share your efforts at something you don’t think you do well.
ahem.
1. whistlingand the list goes on and on...
2. baking
3. forgetting stupid things
4. stopping myself from having a laughing fit at things that aren't very funny
5. not waiting until the last possible moment to get up to pee
6. leaving bars
7. saying no to any form of cheese
8. using fake accents
9. waiting
10. recognizing an appropriate bed-time
11. keeping my voice down
12. resisting temptation of basically any sort
13. keeping bitchy observations to myself
14. making people feel like i like them when i don't
15. lying
16. applying the smoky-eye look
17. finishing non-alcoholic beverages in bottles
18. anything even remotely advanced in a technology-related capacity
19. keeping my opinions to myself
20. letting a dirty-sounding comment (said by myself or another) go without drawing entirely too much attention to how it could be a sexual reference (that's always what she said.)
7 comments:
leaving bars you don't always suck at. Friday you were pretty good. AND...smokey eye you can practice. (and I love that it's in your list). Luckily you have so many things you are GREAT at like being a good friend, and listening to others, and just being AWESOME!
yes but my success at leaving the bars was only because i was sucking at resisting temptation + saying no to cheese... so it kinda comes out in the wash haha... and thank you so much my dear, you are as well and now i am blushing :)
It is scary how many of these things I also am not good at. Particularly finishing anything non alcoholic in a bottle. I have never thought about it, but I never ever finish anything in a bottle like water or my fave Diet Mt. Dew. Just can't do it. Hmmm, that is ponderous...
Love this list. And the smokey eye thing really caught my attention. Fuck the smokey eye look. I can't do it, either; and that pains me cuz I think I've got the eyes for it! FML.
@randy, why is that!? i always manage to leave at least one little sip. one of life's great mysteries?
@lazi, the smokey eye has tortured me since i was 16. i've read articles, watched tutorials, and still... nothing.
also, i can't believe i forgot to add to the list:
21. parallel parking
22. reversing my car into a parking space/driveway
We have quite a few of these in common haha, # 4, 5, 7 (mmmmmmm), 8, 13 (though mine are called "ASSHOLEISH" not bitchy) 18,19, 20 and 21
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