Case of the Tuesdays

Am I the only one who did not become severely disturbed by Daylight Saving Time? Or who never does? I always feel weird in the spring when people are all "OMG I'M SO OUT OF WHACK THANKS A LOT DST" and I'm just like, "hayyy, all good over here." Maybe I'm not thrown off because I have little to no sleep "schedule" as it is already? And I'm usually always tired anyway? Either way, yesterday was just a regular Monday for me. Which brings me to another thing that makes me either not a real human or an undiscovered species of superhuman...

I'm never really bothered by Mondays either. I mean. I hate waking up Monday morning and going to work, but I hate waking up every morning. Seriously, every single morning. The worst part of my day is working up the resolve to actually get my ass up and out of bed. I am the exact opposite of a morning person. So, what I'm trying to get at is that I can joke with all y'all and everyone in my office about having a "case of the Mondays," but if I'm being honest with you, I'm totally just rolling with it and riding the office conversation flow.

This is my Tuesday face.
Tuesdays, however... Tuesdays are not my best days. And I have no idea why. Maybe because I'm a perpetually late person and anti-punctuality runs in my family as strong as the short gene and the tendency toward swearing, my body's actually a day late on everything? And I get my "case of the Mondays" on Tuesdays? Because I swear, when 1:00 p.m. rolls around on Tuesday and I look over at the clock thinking it's about to show me 4:37, it takes every bit of self control I have {I'm not really very good at self control} to not just melt into a little puddle and nap under my desk until 5 p.m.

So the moral of the story is, if it's a Monday, I'm moving a little bit easier than you are, neener neener, but if it's a Tuesday, I hate basically everything about existing, and I'm currently driving the struggle bus. Until I leave work and remember that it's Trivia Tuesday and I have a cold beer cider and the potential to win a whopping 1/3 of a $25 gift certificate to the bar we drink at for free waiting for me on the other side.

I hope DST wasn't too hard on you guys. Are you one of Monday's victims or are you a weirdo like me?

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